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THE 7AM
HOUSE BLEND

Step 1

Twist it open like you’re unscrewing top-shelf tequila; hydration never looked so defiant.

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Step 3

Shake the pouch. That’s right - the pouch. No blender. No frothy tantrums. No crusty shaker to rinse. No mess to clean (we don’t do rinse and repeat energy).

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Step 2

Mix with 250ml of cold water or milk of choice (almond, oat, or dairy if you’re living on the edge).

Hot tip: follow the line marker for perfect liquidity. We’re into being liquid; just not in the portfolio crash kind of way.

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Step 4

Sip like it’s bespoke. Bonus points if served in chilled vintage coupe, or whatever you imagine drinking protein in on a boat.

Optional: Ice cubes, glass straw, light attitude. Pretend you’re on poolside of The Ned, not bracing for baggage claim at T3.

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How to enjoy 7am
(WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE YOU TRY)

THIS ISN'T

his
muscle milk

It’s protein for people who treat wellness like a reflex - not a personality.

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No blender.

No bloat.

No bro science.

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7AM Protein isn’t your average supplement. 

It’s the silent flex of your wellness routine - the kind that slips into your water (or milk for that matter) like it belongs there, with a texture so smooth you’ll double-check the label.


(…this is protein powder? is the reaction we aim for in the lab)

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Guest Check

Made for those who multitask between red light therapy and boardrooms, this daily protein blend is clinically balanced with clean ingredients, high digestibility, and zero post-shake regret.

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Each single-serve sachet includes:

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• Up to 19g of protein (depending on flavour)

• Collagen peptides, essential amino acids, spirulina

• Functional fibre (hello, gut health)

• Adaptogens, antioxidant-rich botanicals

• No added sugar, no bloats, no weird burps

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